David Sedaris

“On a busy day twenty-two thousand people come to visit Santa, and I was told that it is an elf’s lot to remain merry in the face of torment and adversity. I promised to keep that in mind.”
David Sedaris“If you want your children to be intelligent, read them…
“I have never let my schooling interfere with my education.”…
“Oh look, yet another Christmas TV special! How touching to…
“Without leaps of imagination, or dreaming, we lose the excitement…
“It does not matter how slowly you go as long…
“This faulty light fitting at the front door with the…