Dave Barry

Other Quotes:

• Dave Barry Christmas Quotes “In the old days, it was not called the Holiday Season; the Christians called it 'Christmas' and went to church; the Jews called it 'Hanukkah' and went to synagogue; the atheists went to parties and drank. People passing each other on the street would say 'Merry Christmas!' or 'Happy Hanukkah!' or (to the atheists) 'Look out for the wall!”
• Dave Eggers Time Quotes “Books have a unique way of stopping time in a particular moment and saying: Let’s not forget this.”