Other Quotes:

• Andy Rooney Women Quotes “Yes, we praise women over 40 for a multitude of reasons. Unfortunately, it's not reciprocal. For every stunning, smart, well-coiffed, hot woman over 40, there is a bald, paunchy relic in yellow pants making a fool of himself with some 22-year old waitress. Ladies, I apologize. For all those men who say, "Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free?", here's an update for you. Nowadays 80% of women are against marriage. Why? Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire pig just to get a little sausage!”
• Andy Rooney Best Quotes "The average dog is a nicer person than the average person."
• Andy Warhol Time Quotes “They always say time changes things, but you actually have to change them yourself.”